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Krison fell into my pond. He stood weakly on a log's toenail with his little finger and was swept away by a Kay Hian wielding titanium-assault-umbrellas. Undaunted, he protected himself with a finger and poked away at his arse which exploded into mushrooms! He picked them up and farted at Kay Hian, who fainted and caused a tidal wave by falling into the water which then helped villages with dry spells but drowned all of their chickens. So they summoned the god of un-drowning and Kay Hian came to use the hole in his butt to suck up the water, so now he has a big watery arse which

Krison fell into my pond. He stood weakly on a log's toenail with his little finger and was swept away by a Kay Hian wielding titanium-assault-umbrellas. Undaunted, he protected himself with a finger and poked away at his arse which exploded into mushrooms! He picked them up and farted at Kay Hian, who fainted and caused a tidal wave by falling into the water which then helped villages with dry spells but drowned all of their chickens. So they summoned the god of un-drowning and Kay Hian came to use the hole in his butt to suck up the water, so now he has a big watery arse which is swollen and evil

Krison fell into my pond. He stood weakly on a log's toenail with his little finger and was swept away by a Kay Hian wielding titanium-assault-umbrellas. Undaunted, he protected himself with a finger and poked away at his arse which exploded into mushrooms! He picked them up and farted at Kay Hian, who fainted and caused a tidal wave by falling into the water which then helped villages with dry spells but drowned all of their chickens. So they summoned the god of un-drowning and Kay Hian came to use the hole in his butt to suck up the water, so now he has a big watery arse which is swollen and evil-ly large

Krison fell into my pond. He stood weakly on a log's toenail with his little finger and was swept away by a Kay Hian wielding titanium-assault-umbrellas. Undaunted, he protected himself with a finger and poked away at his arse which exploded into mushrooms! He picked them up and farted at Kay Hian, who fainted and caused a tidal wave by falling into the water which then helped villages with dry spells but drowned all of their chickens. So they summoned the god of un-drowning and Kay Hian came to use the hole in his butt to suck up the water, so now he has a big watery arse which is swollen and evil-ly large and releases harmful chemicals upon contact

Krison fell into my pond. He stood weakly on a log's toenail with his little finger and was swept away by a Kay Hian wielding titanium-assault-umbrellas. Undaunted, he protected himself with a finger and poked away at his arse which exploded into mushrooms! He picked them up and farted at Kay Hian, who fainted and caused a tidal wave by falling into the water which then helped villages with dry spells but drowned all of their chickens. So they summoned the god of un-drowning and Kay Hian came to use the hole in his butt to suck up the water, so now he has a big watery arse which is swollen and evil-ly large and releases harmful chemicals upon contact which made

Krison fell into my pond. He stood weakly on a log's toenail with his little finger and was swept away by a Kay Hian wielding titanium-assault-umbrellas. Undaunted, he protected himself with a finger and poked away at his arse which exploded into mushrooms! He picked them up and farted at Kay Hian, who fainted and caused a tidal wave by falling into the water which then helped villages with dry spells but drowned all of their chickens. So they summoned the god of un-drowning and Kay Hian came to use the hole in his butt to suck up the water, so now he has a big watery arse which is swollen and evil-ly large and releases harmful chemicals upon contact which made the

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Krison fell into my pond. He stood weakly on a log's toenail with his little finger and was swept away by a Kay Hian wielding titanium-assault-umbrellas. Undaunted, he protected himself with a finger and poked away at his arse which exploded into mushrooms! He picked them up and farted at Kay Hian, who fainted and caused a tidal wave by falling into the water which then helped villages with dry spells but drowned all of their chickens. So they summoned the god of un-drowning and Kay Hian came to use the hole in his butt to suck up the water, so now he has a big watery arse which is swollen and evil-ly large and releases harmful chemicals upon contact which made the crap

Krison fell into my pond. He stood weakly on a log's toenail with his little finger and was swept away by a Kay Hian wielding titanium-assault-umbrellas. Undaunted, he protected himself with a finger and poked away at his arse which exploded into mushrooms! He picked them up and farted at Kay Hian, who fainted and caused a tidal wave by falling into the water which then helped villages with dry spells but drowned all of their chickens. So they summoned the god of un-drowning and Kay Hian came to use the hole in his butt to suck up the water, so now he has a big watery arse which is swollen and evil-ly large and releases harmful chemicals upon contact which made the crap dance

Krison fell into my pond. He stood weakly on a log's toenail with his little finger and was swept away by a Kay Hian wielding titanium-assault-umbrellas. Undaunted, he protected himself with a finger and poked away at his arse which exploded into mushrooms! He picked them up and farted at Kay Hian, who fainted and caused a tidal wave by falling into the water which then helped villages with dry spells but drowned all of their chickens. So they summoned the god of un-drowning and Kay Hian came to use the hole in his butt to suck up the water, so now he has a big watery arse which is swollen and evil-ly large and releases harmful chemicals upon contact which made the crap dance disco

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Krison fell into my pond. He stood weakly on a log's toenail with his little finger and was swept away by a Kay Hian wielding titanium-assault-umbrellas. Undaunted, he protected himself with a finger and poked away at his arse which exploded into mushrooms! He picked them up and farted at Kay Hian, who fainted and caused a tidal wave by falling into the water which then helped villages with dry spells but drowned all of their chickens. So they summoned the god of un-drowning and Kay Hian came to use the hole in his butt to suck up the water, so now he has a big watery arse which is swollen and evil-ly large and releases harmful chemicals upon contact which made the crap dance discoand

Krison fell into my pond. He stood weakly on a log's toenail with his little finger and was swept away by a Kay Hian wielding titanium-assault-umbrellas. Undaunted, he protected himself with a finger and poked away at his arse which exploded into mushrooms! He picked them up and farted at Kay Hian, who fainted and caused a tidal wave by falling into the water which then helped villages with dry spells but drowned all of their chickens. So they summoned the god of un-drowning and Kay Hian came to use the hole in his butt to suck up the water, so now he has a big watery arse which is swollen and evil-ly large and releases harmful chemicals upon contact which made the crap dance disco and forced

Krison fell into my pond. He stood weakly on a log's toenail with his little finger and was swept away by a Kay Hian wielding titanium-assault-umbrellas. Undaunted, he protected himself with a finger and poked away at his arse which exploded into mushrooms! He picked them up and farted at Kay Hian, who fainted and caused a tidal wave by falling into the water which then helped villages with dry spells but drowned all of their chickens. So they summoned the god of un-drowning and Kay Hian came to use the hole in his butt to suck up the water, so now he has a big watery arse which is swollen and evil-ly large and releases harmful chemicals upon contact which made the crap dance disco and forcedeverybody

Krison fell into my pond. He stood weakly on a log's toenail with his little finger and was swept away by a Kay Hian wielding titanium-assault-umbrellas. Undaunted, he protected himself with a finger and poked away at his arse which exploded into mushrooms! He picked them up and farted at Kay Hian, who fainted and caused a tidal wave by falling into the water which then helped villages with dry spells but drowned all of their chickens. So they summoned the god of un-drowning and Kay Hian came to use the hole in his butt to suck up the water, so now he has a big watery arse which is swollen and evil-ly large and releases harmful chemicals upon contact which made the crap dance disco and forced everybody to

Krison fell into my pond. He stood weakly on a log's toenail with his little finger and was swept away by a Kay Hian wielding titanium-assault-umbrellas. Undaunted, he protected himself with a finger and poked away at his arse which exploded into mushrooms! He picked them up and farted at Kay Hian, who fainted and caused a tidal wave by falling into the water which then helped villages with dry spells but drowned all of their chickens. So they summoned the god of un-drowning and Kay Hian came to use the hole in his butt to suck up the water, so now he has a big watery arse which is swollen and evil-ly large and releases harmful chemicals upon contact which made the crap dance disco and forced everybody to STRIP

Krison fell into my pond. He stood weakly on a log's toenail with his little finger and was swept away by a Kay Hian wielding titanium-assault-umbrellas. Undaunted, he protected himself with a finger and poked away at his arse which exploded into mushrooms! He picked them up and farted at Kay Hian, who fainted and caused a tidal wave by falling into the water which then helped villages with dry spells but drowned all of their chickens. So they summoned the god of un-drowning and Kay Hian came to use the hole in his butt to suck up the water, so now he has a big watery arse which is swollen and evil-ly large and releases harmful chemicals upon contact which made the crap dance disco and forced everybody to strip their

Krison fell into my pond. He stood weakly on a log's toenail with his little finger and was swept away by a Kay Hian wielding titanium-assault-umbrellas. Undaunted, he protected himself with a finger and poked away at his arse which exploded into mushrooms! He picked them up and farted at Kay Hian, who fainted and caused a tidal wave by falling into the water which then helped villages with dry spells but drowned all of their chickens. So they summoned the god of un-drowning and Kay Hian came to use the hole in his butt to suck up the water, so now he has a big watery arse which is swollen and evil-ly large and releases harmful chemicals upon contact which made the crap dance disco and forced everybody to strip theirdog

Krison fell into my pond. He stood weakly on a log's toenail with his little finger and was swept away by a Kay Hian wielding titanium-assault-umbrellas. Undaunted, he protected himself with a finger and poked away at his arse which exploded into mushrooms! He picked them up and farted at Kay Hian, who fainted and caused a tidal wave by falling into the water which then helped villages with dry spells but drowned all of their chickens. So they summoned the god of un-drowning and Kay Hian came to use the hole in his butt to suck up the water, so now he has a big watery arse which is swollen and evil-ly large and releases harmful chemicals upon contact which made the crap dance disco and forced everybody to strip their dog. Suddenly,

Krison fell into my pond. He stood weakly on a log's toenail with his little finger and was swept away by a Kay Hian wielding titanium-assault-umbrellas. Undaunted, he protected himself with a finger and poked away at his arse which exploded into mushrooms! He picked them up and farted at Kay Hian, who fainted and caused a tidal wave by falling into the water which then helped villages with dry spells but drowned all of their chickens. So they summoned the god of un-drowning and Kay Hian came to use the hole in his butt to suck up the water, so now he has a big watery arse which is swollen and evil-ly large and releases harmful chemicals upon contact which made the crap dance disco and forced everybody to strip their dog. Suddenly, bananas

Krison fell into my pond. He stood weakly on a log's toenail with his little finger and was swept away by a Kay Hian wielding titanium-assault-umbrellas. Undaunted, he protected himself with a finger and poked away at his arse which exploded into mushrooms! He picked them up and farted at Kay Hian, who fainted and caused a tidal wave by falling into the water which then helped villages with dry spells but drowned all of their chickens. So they summoned the god of un-drowning and Kay Hian came to use the hole in his butt to suck up the water, so now he has a big watery arse which is swollen and evil-ly large and releases harmful chemicals upon contact which made the crap dance disco and forced everybody to strip their dog. Suddenly, banana (hah, no 's') bombs

Krison fell into my pond. He stood weakly on a log's toenail with his little finger and was swept away by a Kay Hian wielding titanium-assault-umbrellas. Undaunted, he protected himself with a finger and poked away at his arse which exploded into mushrooms! He picked them up and farted at Kay Hian, who fainted and caused a tidal wave by falling into the water which then helped villages with dry spells but drowned all of their chickens. So they summoned the god of un-drowning and Kay Hian came to use the hole in his butt to suck up the water, so now he has a big watery arse which is swollen and evil-ly large and releases harmful chemicals upon contact which made the crap dance disco and forced everybody to strip their dog. Suddenly, banana bombs began

Krison fell into my pond. He stood weakly on a log's toenail with his little finger and was swept away by a Kay Hian wielding titanium-assault-umbrellas. Undaunted, he protected himself with a finger and poked away at his arse which exploded into mushrooms! He picked them up and farted at Kay Hian, who fainted and caused a tidal wave by falling into the water which then helped villages with dry spells but drowned all of their chickens. So they summoned the god of un-drowning and Kay Hian came to use the hole in his butt to suck up the water, so now he has a big watery arse which is swollen and evil-ly large and releases harmful chemicals upon contact which made the crap dance disco and forced everybody to strip their dog. Suddenly, banana bombs began mooing

Krison fell into my pond. He stood weakly on a log's toenail with his little finger and was swept away by a Kay Hian wielding titanium-assault-umbrellas. Undaunted, he protected himself with a finger and poked away at his arse which exploded into mushrooms! He picked them up and farted at Kay Hian, who fainted and caused a tidal wave by falling into the water which then helped villages with dry spells but drowned all of their chickens. So they summoned the god of un-drowning and Kay Hian came to use the hole in his butt to suck up the water, so now he has a big watery arse which is swollen and evil-ly large and releases harmful chemicals upon contact which made the crap dance disco and forced everybody to strip their dog. Suddenly, banana bombs began mooing E-I-E-I-O

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Krison fell into my pond. He stood weakly on a log's toenail with his little finger and was swept away by a Kay Hian wielding titanium-assault-umbrellas. Undaunted, he protected himself with a finger and poked away at his arse which exploded into mushrooms! He picked them up and farted at Kay Hian, who fainted and caused a tidal wave by falling into the water which then helped villages with dry spells but drowned all of their chickens. So they summoned the god of un-drowning and Kay Hian came to use the hole in his butt to suck up the water, so now he has a big watery arse which is swollen and evil-ly large and releases harmful chemicals upon contact which made the crap dance disco and forced everybody to strip their dog. Suddenly, banana bombs began mooing E-I-E-I-O and

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Krison fell into my pond. He stood weakly on a log's toenail with his little finger and was swept away by a Kay Hian wielding titanium-assault-umbrellas. Undaunted, he protected himself with a finger and poked away at his arse which exploded into mushrooms! He picked them up and farted at Kay Hian, who fainted and caused a tidal wave by falling into the water which then helped villages with dry spells but drowned all of their chickens. So they summoned the god of un-drowning and Kay Hian came to use the hole in his butt to suck up the water, so now he has a big watery arse which is swollen and evil-ly large and releases harmful chemicals upon contact which made the crap dance disco and forced everybody to strip their dog. Suddenly, banana bombs began mooing E-I-E-I-O and nuked